Problems with this:
1) The glamorous sparkler was slipped onto my finger by my mother while my fiance was several hundred miles away.
2) There was no “I Do” and definitely no tears. Mostly I was thinking, “Geeze I hope I don’t lose this thing.”
3) Wedding china? People still do this? It’s still a thing?
But, you know. Sure. Let’s reinforce the stereotypes.
